Specification:
The Grandiose Superior NARC™ comes in all shapes and sizes and is not restricted by age, race, gender, sexual orientation, intelligence, geography or demographics. It can abuse anyone.
The NARC™ is egocentric and adaptable – it can provide abuse in all environments and on all occasions – at home, at work, within the family and in any relationship or dynamic. It’s particularly effective during celebrations, festivities and will surprise you with its Special Blindsiding Mechanism.
The NARC™ can take advantage of others and is programmed to exploit vulnerabilities, particularly in Empaths. It looks normal on the outside – but that’s the cunning secret to the NARC™ – inside, the Centre of Attention is packed with aggressive, self-loathing, defensive techniques and all the features of NPD.
Colours:
Grey Rock, Dark Satan, Red Mist
Features:
Choose from a range of Masks/Personas for public performances.
Fully Controlling without a plan – Coercive Control bundled free with the NARC™.
Featuring Verbal Trickery and Mindfuckery to ensure continuous Manipulation.
100% Heartless – no need for gifts, kindness or help.
Covert option available.
Regular Gaslighting.
Free from Integrity, Values, Manners, Civility, Standards and Apologies.
Requires Excessive Admiration (see Supply).
Resistant to change.
Accusatory and Argumentative options.
Repetitive Expletive Mode is now standard across all NARC™ models (Pathological, Malignant, Borderline, Cluster B).
Automatic Blame-Shifting, Deflection, Denial, Projection and Fault-Finding.
Fully Entitled (including sexually) and Attention-Seeking with Patronising Mode.
Self-replenishing with constant Supply.
Boosted Memory – can instantly recall random events to be used for immediate Blameshifting.
No Boundaries respected and ongoing Rule Breaking applied.
Full Denial of Reality as standard.
Initialisation and Provocation are not required. The NARC™ is programmed to demean, intimidate, bully and belittle automatically.
The NARC™ exploits others (without Guilt or Shame).
Exaggerated Achievements, Talents and Self-Importance as standard on all models.
The Hyper Paranoia feature has inbuilt surveillance, spyware and tracking to monitor smart phones, email, social media, locations – can be used on all occasions worldwide.
Now lacking any Accountability.
Negligible Empathy levels (0.000003%).
Operating Instructions:
Place the Empath on eggshells – the NARC™ is defaulted to Negative and operates WITHOUT taking Responsibility.
The NARC™ requires Validation and must be fully Justified.
Always start in Love-Bombing Mode. The Empath will not initialise relationship if Full Narc Mode is operated from the outset. Do not allow the Mask to slip during Love-Bombing phase. Once Love-Bombing Mode is over, you cannot return to it and must escalate to Full Narc Mode. The only exception to this is when Hoovering takes place.
Effortlessly switch between Arrogant, Conceited, Boastful and Pretentious Modes at the touch of the Me, Me, Me button – even for Covert.
Duo Attention – Supply can be either Positive or Negative – but it needs to be continuous.
Full-on Drama has a broad spectrum – from Victim to Hero (Villain Mode is not included).
The Cheating feature allows the NARC™ to function in parallel relationships concurrently.
Check that the NARC™ Empathy tank is empty.
In Argument Mode, the NARC™ will always win – even when you are 100% right (except in Love-Bombing Mode). Do not force this.
Abusive Control is always on – even when the NARC™ appears to be idling in Nice Mode.
Whilst Credit is taken, Praise cannot be given and the NARC™ is defaulted to Blameless.
Choose from a range of Sound Effects: Whingeing, Complaining, Criticising, Blaming, Self-Pitying, Self-Righteous, Self-Important, Me Me Me, Road Rage, General Rage, Spontaneous Rage, Victim, Sulk, Expletive, Outrage, Unfair, Patronising, Self-Basting, Toddler Tantrum. Or just enjoy the Silent Treatment.
Flying Monkeys are Enabled.
Rage Mode is spontaneous, rapid and usually followed by prolonged Silent Treatment (see Sulk Mode).
Tantrum Mode, Victim Mode and Smear Campaign are normalised within the Aggression Factor.
Hoovering may take place after Rejection.
Safety Warning:
Highly toxic – 100% Cunt. Ensure you have a safety plan and exit strategy.
Danger – extremely volatile and liable to explode. Add more eggshells and contact Support.
Beware of Aggression – this is random, spontaneous and frequent.
Contains Guilt. The NARC™’s Self-Esteem is vulnerable to even the slightest Criticism.
Personality Disorders are a feature of the NARC™. Do not attempt to counsel, repair or remove.
Be aware that the Empath is ALWAYS at fault.
The Reporting Function will default to Lying at all times – this cannot be changed.
The Relationship Mode is unstable, insecure and unsustainable.
Prolonged exposure to the NARC™ can cause anxiety, PTSD and a range of other emotional and physical injuries. Contact Support.
The False-Self is damaged by Self-Loathing – it cannot be repaired.
The NARC™ is prone to Inappropriate Behaviour.
The NARC™ may cause damage to property, events, mental and physical functionality and financial security.
The NARC™ is untrustworthy and unreliable. Please do not depend on it.
The NARC™ operates outside normal Terms & Conditions and Privacy is not applicable.
Troubleshooting:
My NARC™ is broken.
- My NARC™ is out of control.
2. I thought it was a good idea to open my NARC™ and now the toxicity is coming out.
- The Empathy switch on my NARC™ is permanently off. How do I turn it on?
- The Mask has slipped – I can see inside. What do I do?
- I held up a metaphorical mirror to my NARC™ and can’t turn off Rage Mode.
- How long does Silent Treatment last?
- How do I safely and permanently dispose of my NARC™?
Action:
From 1-8 In all cases, turn off Abuse by cutting Supply, go No Contact and move away. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REKINDLE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE NARC™. THERE IS NO WARRANTY AND THE PROGRAMMED NARC™ IS HARDWIRED TO BAD.
Links:
There are many resources available to learn about the NARC™ and its complex workings. There are over 700 titles on Amazon on this popular subject, plus Facebook Groups, YouTube videos and across Social Media.
Support:
National Domestic Abuse Helpline 0808 2000 247
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